Abort

Phase two has failed. I am not sure how, but I am looking into it. I suspect sabotage. Sabotage most foul.

Chaz told me, just a few minutes ago, that I was supposed to come up with some sort of theme for the week. Well, fuck if I knew I was responsible for that. So, if you give me a little bit of time, I'll come up with something. I will note that none of our theoretical readers have suggested any ideas. I know you exist, because we installed a site-meter. I know where you are, how long you stayed on the blog, and your blood type.

So give me some damn suggestions!

That is all.